My Waist line!

Oh My Waist Line, My lovely Waist Line
How over the years we have come a long way
How over the years I have watched you grow
How now I fear I may have lost you forverer!

Oh My Waist Line, My lovely Waist Line
With every bite of holiday treats I feel you receed farther and farther away,
Intervention from the Gym seems useless,
Now I fear you may never be coming back!

Oh My Waist Line, My lovely Waist Line
Oh for the times we have shared,
The snug jeans and classy tops,
Please stay a while longer, please persevere!

Adieu Waist Line, My lovely Waist Line
Alas, you are gone for good,
Welcome home choclate cake,
This is the begining of a beautiful friendship!

Comments

  1. AnonymousDecember 9, 2010 at 9:07 AM

    I dont think you have lost your waist line! Unless you are referring to another!!!!

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  2. TrickxDecember 9, 2010 at 9:49 AM

    Fine!

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  3. justthinkingDecember 9, 2010 at 9:56 AM

    @Anonymous, LOL. Thanks for the comfort. Guess now I can dig into my breakfast without feeling guilty. :)

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  4. AnonymousDecember 10, 2010 at 10:48 AM

    uhh... 21 points to ur once upon a sexy waist line who the anonymous fella writing this about ur former love for pistachio nut ice cream is!

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